I wannas sexs uuuuu
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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