She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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