I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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