so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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