i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I just want to make out with him forever
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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