Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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