bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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