I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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