I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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