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i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
