he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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