you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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