Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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