Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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