awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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