Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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