I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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