My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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