Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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