Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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