saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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