yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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