party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
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