I need help removing her.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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