Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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