i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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