I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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