Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Randomize
