Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What a fucking waste of an outfit
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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