i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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