doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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