On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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