The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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