this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm sobbing to NWA
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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