god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
whose parrot is this?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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