quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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