roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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