No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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