Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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