Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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