im drinking this country out of the recession.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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