Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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