How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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