He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
