I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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