is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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