he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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