My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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