morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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