It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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