it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
birth control should be required to get into college
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Randomize
