He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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