p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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