Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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